I apologize for the delay in concluding my coverage from Colorado. The minute we got on the plane to head back east, “real life” intruded something fierce, and today, over two weeks later, is actually the first moment I’ve been able to dedicate time to write. I plan to conclude my series on Colorado in two parts-this one, which will be dedicated to my visit to the training facility of the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls. I will then write a concluding column regarding my overall impressions of the areas I visited and of course, crown the Beer of the Week.
But, first things first: Roller Derby, where have
you been all my life?
My friend from college, now known to her Derby pals
as “Sonic Death Monkey” picked us up in Aurora and drove us to an area of the
Denver suburbs I don’t imagine I would have found in the guidebooks. Very industrial from the outside, but upon
entering the “War House” as it’s called, it was clear that the Rocky Mountain
Rollergirls (RMRG) (www.rockymountainrollergirls.com)
are an organization to take seriously.
What might once have been a warehouse had been transformed into a really
unique space. It was bright and open,
very high ceilings. It reminded me of
the Annex Gymnasium back at HHS a bit, but without the weird smell by the leg
press machine. The surface was a bright
blue rink and was populated by about twenty or so “Noobs,” or beginners to the
delicate art of Roller Derby.
As I learned from Monkey, there is a steady stream
of women that come out to try Roller Derby, which is popular enough in the
Denver Area to support two separate leagues; the RMRG, who boast four home
teams: Dooms Daisies, Red Riding Hoods, Sugar Kill Gang, and the United States
Pummeling Service; and three travel teams, The Fight Club, the Contenders, and
Project Mayhem. Fight Club is the league
“A team,” and were National Champions in 2010.
The Contenders are the B squad and the Project Mayhem group is their C
team, which any skater who is skill tested can work with. There’s also the Denver Roller Dolls who
boast four home teams and two travel squads (http://www.denverrollerdolls.org/). There are other smaller factions in
neighboring areas, including some pockets of “Merby” where men play the sport. There have been events during the last year
that have drawn 1,000 fans, so this doesn’t appear to be a fad, and if
anything, according to both Sonic Death Monkey, Reuters, and the Women’s Flat
Track Derby Association (WFTDA) the sport is growing to the point that it is
being considered for the 2020 Olympics. I’m interested, for sure.
So, for the noobs out there, what is Roller
Derby? It’s tempting here to just link
you to a Wiki article, but I’m going to give it a shot. First thing to know is that it’s called a
“Bout.” Not a game, a match, a session. A Bout.
I was corrected on that repeatedly by both Monkey and her friend “Robo
Flow.” Each bout runs for two
thirty-minute halves. The periods are
broken up into “Jams” which can go as long as two minutes. Each team fields five players at a time. There are three blockers, one jammer, and a
pivot player, who is a blocker, but if needed can become the jammer. The jammer scores points by lapping the pack
of blockers, earning a point for each opponent she passes. Blockers try to keep their jammer running
clear while trying to stop the opposing teams’ jammer.
With me so far?
That’s only the basics-there’s far more nuance and strategy than I can
convey here, but It’s kind of like a race, but with chaos, mayhem, colorful
names, personalities and legal hitting and whipping of teammates to increase
speed. There are penalties and referees
as well, and the rules are clear about what you can and cannot do. Even in practice, the skill and training
involved to be good at this sport were very clear. It’s hard enough to be athletic in shoes—I
imagine much more difficult on quad roller skates, which I’ve not worn since
1987 at the last SPS roller skating event. (Where, I’ll have you know, I
finally got that girl to hold hands with me on a couple skate…even if it was
just to bring her out to have us switch so she could skate with the blonde
kid. Still epic.)
Anyway, I digress.
My first question was: how does one go about becoming a Rocky Mountain
Rollergirl? In essence, in seems to come
down to commitment. Most of the
interested ladies start by coming to “Derby Days” which are basic skating
sessions held every Sunday. There, prospective
members of the “Kill Scouts” or “Dooms Daisy’s” can build a foundation for
their skills, get to know the programs and people involved and basically find
out if Roller Derby and it’s unique culture are something you wish to be a part
of. After 2-3 months of Derby Days, a
prospective “Red Ridin’ Hood” might be invited to begin training on Tuesday and
Thursday evening. These sessions work on
enhancing the basics, working on specific skills, strategy, scrimmage play, and
the like. Each “Noob” is evaluated every
other month, and as they progress, they might then be invited to add Monday
evenings and Saturday Scrimmages. Much
depends at that point on the skill level demonstrated and their level of
commitment. Before one even begins
talking about earning their “Derby Name” one must invest six months of
training, dues, and community relations work-street team, work or attendance at
monthly events designed to promote awareness of the league in a positive
way.
The group is a non-profit and exists entirely on the
backs of dues from members and sponsors, who include Pabst Blue Ribbon, Wahoo’s
Fish Tacos, and the team Chiropractor, Dr. Borman. He’s a fan.
If all goes well and you earn the right to a Derby
name, you become eligible to be placed with a team. You will likely be a member of the “KillScouts”
for some time, who are skaters who have put in 90 days and are in good standing
with the league. They will remain with
the Scouts until drafted. When you’re
drafter onto a home team, you’re likely with that team until you retire, as,
according to my friend Sonic Death Monkey, no one has ever switched teams. If there’s an issue between players, they
have a forum for working it out: the track.
So, outside of the particulars, who are these
women? In short, it seems as though they
are pretty much a bit of everyone.
Generally, they appear to not have been athletes prior to Derby. Some swimmers and dancers, but it seems that
for many, Derby is among the first team sports they have enjoyed. Monkey says that Derby celebrates and
embraces, “All female body types. If
you’ve got an ass, yay!” These women are
lawyers, students, Police officers, teachers, Stay-at-home moms, you name
it. It’s a place that welcomes all women
who are looking for something to challenge themselves and a place and a culture
even that will embrace them for whoever they happen to be walking in the
door. Monkey says that most of her
teammates call one another by their Derby names, and that many of them don’t
even know one another’s real names. In
fact, while talking to one of her teammates, I used Monkey’s real name, and she
looked at me as though I had just farted.
I hadn’t though.
In the end, the wife and I really enjoyed watching
the practice. I decided that I’m going
to introduce the sport to The Bear, as she is pretty much a walking Roller
Derby on most days. I think there’s
something very cool about a sport that provides these women with a great team
activity that allows one to still display individual skills in the
process. Not to mention being a safe
place to be an aggressive woman, which as Monkey attests, such a place is “not
always easy to find.” The track is the
great equalizer, and in a world where we many of us face the challenges of
identity and disconnection, it was refreshing to see a group of women dedicated
to being part of something really unique and positive. Plus there’s some hitting. So, let’s hope they add it to the Olympics,
as it strikes me as something that would be a lot of fun to cheer on in
2020. It’s uniquely American sport that
promotes a powerful and independent spirit in women of all ages. As a father to two daughters, that resonates
very much for me.
So, who’s coming with me? If you’re down in NoVA with me, let’s go
here: http://dcrollergirls.com/ ---I’m serious.
The DC squad has a big match next month…I’ll drive.
Stay tuned for my final thoughts on Colorado…Aloha
for now.